hmm…so, whats the daft cow up to now, I hear you asking (to be fair if you have any sense you probably ask that every time I post)
Well, its got stripey cotton and chintz, so far so tasteless
OMG! polka dots as well – she’s really lost it this time!
Oh well – at least more chintz cancels out some of the polka dots?
More polka dots – poor ld Lizzie will be sobbing into her tea!
Denim as well? wtf?
Oh no – pleasse don’t tell me she made more than one of those godawful tasteless excuses for patriotism?
Crikey! Please tell me she’s not actually going to wear that – not out in public?
Well, yes, I am actually – Its well known fact that one’s sense of good taste declines rapidly with age, and I am, after all, forty two in a week or so, which is practically decrepit. Actually, I might wear it more than once, as I rather like it.
There wasn’t a pattern, I was making it up as I went along, although I’ve been thinking about it for months, but the whole thing only fell into place on Wednesday when I found denim in Boyes. It was originally going to be blue stripey all over, but that felt like a bit too much, even for me – denim never ocurred to me, as I haven’t even owned a pair of jeans in twenty years and pretty much despise their ubiquity. Am actually quite pleased with my own cleverness at the mo.
you may now go and vomit. Thank you for your attention.