NSFW naughty nun

So, when I’ve finished the luttrell fantasy I’m going to do a similar sized rudypops hanging, lets call this a trail run.

According to medeival superstition, witches could steal men’s penises.

They would hide said stolen phalluses in oak trees, presumably due to the long association of oaks with fertility and magic.

Only a virtous maiden could then retrieve the willies.

There is a folk tale about a man who struck a bargain with a witch to get his todger back, and she told him to go into the tree and get it himself, so obviously he came back with the biggest pork sword he could find. The witch then sent him back up the tree because that particular john Thomas belonged to the parish priest, so perhaps this is why only the virtuos maidens are allowed to harvest the ripe gigglesticks?

Anyway, I present to you *drumroll please* the penis picking nun embroidery kit!

I am particulary pleased with the use of contrast couching to create hairy bollocks.

it’s available on my shop

https://www.opusanglicanumembroidery.com/product/medieval-nun-penis-tree-embroidery-kit/22?cp=true&sbp=false

seriously, If I don’t sell at least one of these at the IMC next week I will lose all faith in the filthiness of academics

~ by opusanglicanum on June 27, 2019.

12 Responses to “NSFW naughty nun”

  1. Where is her smile? Is she disappointed?!

  2. Ten out of ten for the multiple euphemisms. 😂 😂 😂

  3. Given what I have seen of academics, you’ll probably sell every kit you’ve made!

  4. Gosh, that’s funny!!

  5. I’ve never in my life bought an embroidery kit because I’m a cheapskate and an embroidery artist, but i simply have to a) have this kit and b) support you for sticking it to the oppressors of glorious dick myths of yore. You’re awesome Tanya!

    • I’m flattered.

      Also, I issued you a £4 refund on postage, because I realised I hadn’t set up a european shipping rate, so I’ve amended that now

      • Oh wow, thank you! (sorry for the late reply, i’m currently on a residency in the middle of the finnish forests with crappy internet)

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