THe lady gardener

Seriously, if you aren’t here for the terrible puns and smutty innuendo, why are you here at all?

You remember that a few years ago I did a kit based on the pilgrim badge vulva?

well, the thing is, she has always looked to me as if she was wearing a gardening hat. So this happened…

And when I say “this happened” what I mean is that I’ve had the idea niggling away at the back of my dirty little mind ever since I did the pilgrim.

I thought she was growing fuckshias, but it has been suggested that they might be knobendias.

If for some reason you are deranged enough to want this delightful, erm…work of art in your own home, the kit is available* (obviously if you already have the pilgrim, the penis nun and the pecker parade you need to complete the set because no odwnstairs loo would be complete without them)

  • the management would like to point out that you are a grown up with your own credit cards and we cannot be held resposible for your terrible choices in life.

~ by opusanglicanum on August 10, 2022.

3 Responses to “THe lady gardener”

  1. We know what we’re here for!

    Although I’ll admit to finding the medieval mind something of an enigma!

  2. My friend and I know where we are when the comment of ‘in town lady gardening’ comes up in a text message. Thankfully we don’t use the same salon. 🤣🤣

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